Jokes

While in the playground with his friend, Little Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. “Did you get that for your birthday?” asked Little Johnny.”Nope.” replied Jimmy.

“Well, did you get it for Christmas then?”.

Again Jimmy says “Nope.”

“You didn’t steal it, did you?” asks Little Johnny.

“No,” said Jimmy. “I went into Mom and Dad’s bedroom the other night when they were ‘doing the nasty’. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me.

Little Johnny was extremely impressed with this idea, and extremely jealous of Jimmy’s new watch. He vowed to get one for himself. That night, he waited outside his parents’ bedroom until he heard the unmistakable noises of lovemaking. Just then, he swung the door wide open and boldly strode into the bedroom. His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily. “What do you want now?”

“I wanna watch,” Johnny replied.

Without missing a stroke, his father said, “Fine. Stand in the corner and watch, but keep quiet.”



2 blondes walk into a bar. You’d think one of them would have seen it. 😉



Q: What did the penis say to the condom?
A: Cover me. I’m going in!


Know any good jokes? Send them to me. 😉


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